Hi. My name is Minella, or Neenie Bean, as mommy calls me. I’m the cute one in the picture. That other guy? He’s Chico, or as mommy calls him, the Mexican Wooly Burrito.
My mommy usually writes this post but she hasn’t been able to keep up with it lately. So, I decided, since she’s at work and left the laptop machine on the coffee table, I’d do a post for her.
My brothers, Chico the Chihuahua and Hank the Mini Schnauzer and I are just hanging out today. We’re discussing the ‘Treat Lady’ that came over the other night. Now, mommy calls her something like a ‘Trainer’. We don’t need no stinking Trainer. We’re doggone perfect. She’s real cool though. She smells like other dogs and gave us LOTS of cookies. And, all we had to do is look at her and sit down and listen to a clickie noise and she gave us cookies. Cookies that tasted like chicken. Mmmm. Chicken.
MAILMAN! The Mailman is here!!! Bark, Bark, Bark!!!
Sorry about that… I had to ask the mailman if he brought our new tags to us today. Mom said she ordered us some cool tags from Rossi Pet Tags on the laptop machine. She’s excited to get them, so they ought to be good. I can’t wait to wear mine on my new collar.
Anyways, mommy has been real busy lately. She’s gone a lot in the evenings at something called ‘School’. Sissy and Daddy are home with us, but they don’t play with me like mommy does. We have a fun game where I stand on her and put my neck in her mouth and she goes ‘Nom, Nom, Nom’ and chews on me and gives me kisses. It’s real fun but daddy won’t do it. He just puts me on the floor. So I chase the cat. He’s old and hairy and lays on the couch. Kinda like Daddy. Um, don’t tell him I said that, okay?
So, mommy goes to work and then to something called School. And when she’s home she has all these books around her and she writes and types and draws and looks on the laptop machine and will still Nom, Nom, Nom me when I stick my neck in her mouth. I think that makes her happy. I know it makes me happy.
Mom is taking Chico to the Doctor tomorrow. She said he’s getting ‘Micro Chipped’. I guess that means he’ll be a CyberDog now. Cool, eh? She told me that she wants to take me, too. Chico and I can both be CyberDogs. I wonder if that gives me x-ray vision or something. I can already vault tall baby gates in a single leap and I have unnatural powers of adorableness over mommy.
Well, I hope you enjoyed my first post. I gotta put the laptop machine thing away before Sissy comes home from her thing called ‘School’.